I don't know if this one came from Microsoft or HP, but I got an error message on my new laptop today: "The HP Advisor has unexpectedly shut down." There were two buttons, "Debug" or "Close." I clicked "Debug."
The computer thought for a moment and then gave me this message: "A problem has caused the program to stop running."
No kidding. A problem? That's all they could come up with? I mean, wasn't that obvious?