Did I just read that?

From KSL.com home page today: "Fact check: Trump admin on opioids, international relief"

So the entire administration is on drugs and getting foreign aid to keep themselves afloat? (Like, maybe, from Russia?)

I wouldn't be surprised if they were all on opioids, actually....

Did I just read that?

This one, from KSL.com's home page today, was a doozy of grammatical vagueness:
"With days to live, hospital hosts wedding for father of the bride"

So the hospital is about to die, and the father of the bride is getting married....too? Instead?

I'm so confused.