Sunday, April 12, 2009

Elmer's glue-all

"Elmer's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue," says the front label. "Bonds Strong. For _All_ Your Needs."

Do they really mean that? I mean the all your needs part. You know--needs? Food, shelter, clothing? Really? Oh, and does it change diapers, do laundry, make dinner, and pay bills? Those are some of my needs....I guess it's non-toxic if you ingest it, and works on cloth if you don't wash it, and you might try gluing a house together.....

On the back, it says, "Bonds most porous materials such as paper and cloth, and semi-porous materials such as wood and pottery." and also "Use on clean, dry surfaces over 60F....Note: Not for photos, bare metal, submerged or heated surfaces."

Doesn't really match my definition of "ALL".....or needs.

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