Chat between Caleb and his Dad--unedited

"Caleb:  No. Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Road Runner created a massive dust cloud and all of a sudden, the cloud is in the sky along with the other two! Road Runner on a ledge, though.

 Mister Tim:  Chuck Jones: defies physics.

Regularly.

 Caleb:  TEENY UMBRELLA TO SHIELD AGAINST MASSIVE ROX? See? Chuck Jones' mind is slightly dysfunctional!" 

My 8 year old said "slightly dysfunctional". And he spelled it right! And he got his apostrophes right  on a tricky part. I think maybe he is verbally talented? Why are we wasting time with 4th grade?