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Live-in magician wantedDate: 2010-02-21, 2:32PM
We're looking for a self motivated live-in magician who can perform basic illusions, conjurations, divinations and abjurations for our entertainment. No experience required but strongly suggested. Serious inquiries only. "
Since you so often just need that magic fix.