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This was the funniest thing I've read in months:

"...and there's just no way to sanitize live fish."

I found it stated seriously in a serious article, which can be found here:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432132,00.html

And don't bother trying, because we now have it on the strictest authority that there's no way to sanitize a live fish.