Did I just read that?

From Fox News today: "At least four callers told police 52-year-old Catharine Pierce was in her yard topless on Wednesday. State law prohibits exposed genitals, but Pierce was wearing a thong and gardening gloves." http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/18/colorado-nudist-causes-stir-gardening-topless-near-school/?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a4:g4:r3:c0.000000:b0:z5

Not sure I want to know how the gardening gloves were involved in the non-exposed genitals.....