Did I just read that?

Delightfully bad translation of an interesting scientific report:

http://www.gazetteherald.com/light-has-restored-memories-in-mice-suffering-from-amnesia-the-silver-ink/126753/

One of the few somewhat sensical sentences:

"The survey sounds somewhat potentially promising but simply because of straight-laced considerations it doesn’t retail for mankind."

Love that.  Somewhat potentially promising. What a great phrase.

Most of the article is like this: "individuals plagued by rights amnesia – exactly where the man or woman shedding access, actually don’t shed their business’s storage memory but will become not accessibile for ability to remember."