"only 150,000 Miles on her.New Caskets , New Oil change.Good tires."
from a craigslist car ad. http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/2221653063.html
I guess this van is ready for you if you crash. Good thing they're NEW caskets. Nobody likes a used casket. It's too hard to figure out what to do with the old body.