Did I just read that?

From Fox News.com's main page today: "- Doctor: Volcanic Dust Cloud Increases Risk of Death"

To what? It's already 100%! 

Let's repeat it together: Death is a certainty, not a risk. You can't increase or decrease the likelihood of a certainty happening, or it wouldn't be a certainty.  As much as some people wish death wasn't a certainty.....