Love this one: "A great way for achieving the long leggy look is to pair matching colors- like black pants or jeans with black heels, or bear legs with nude pumps." http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/05/fashion-friday-clothes-make-look-thinner/?test=faces
Now, would that be black bear, grizzly, or polar bear that goes with nude pumps?
The very next sentence was a doozy, too: "Another amazing trick is to wear chunky platforms or wedges with wide leg pants (super-flared styles work too) which will give the illusion of added height and legs for days since you can't see the shoe."
So, how many legs is it ideal to appear to have? Three? Seven? For how many days? I mean, does this trick work to make it look like you have a dozen legs for a whole week, even after you switch to other pants?