Finally found the other one we clipped from a newspaper over 6 years ago. From a Thrifty Nickle Classified ad, from Provo, UT, appx 2004: "BEAUTIFUL NAUGHTY Pine bedroom set, queen size, with night stand, dresser and mirror. Still in boxes, $2500..."
Naughty pine, huh? I wonder what it did that was so naughty?
Must go with the "rod iron" patio furniture you see in classifieds all the time.