Tonight Caleb leapt onto the couch, and Daniel yelled from across the room, "NOOOOO!!!! Cawub! No!!!!" And started crying.
I reassured him that Caleb wasn't trying to hurt anything and it would all be okay. Then, when he was calm, I said, "What were you saving on the couch?"
"Boogers," Dan said.
I looked at him for a second and then said, "You were saving your boogers on the couch?"
"Yes," Dan said, nodding.
"Did you put them on the couch?" I asked.
"Yes. On tissue," Dan said.
Then he trotted over and retrieved a tissue Caleb had knocked off the arm of the couch and replaced it in exactly the same place it had been in before Caleb jumped.
How do I solve this one? I don't think I want a booger collection to live on the couch forever, but.....