So, I was helping Dan with math and tuned in to the other kids just in time to hear "adjusting the laws of physics..." come out of someone's mouth.
"What?" I said. "I tune out for just a minute and you're all adjusting the laws of physics on me?"
"Yes, I am adjusting the laws of physics," Caleb responded, "but in a controlled, fictional, nonexistent environment. You don't have to worry."
Am I relieved?