Did I just read that?

"Hot dog eating face off set for Fourth" (This was the way the article headline was summarized on CNN.com's home page--the link takes you to a more accurate headline on the article itself). 

Maybe I'm just really really tired, but when I read this, I started wondering whose face the hot dog was eating off, and why they scheduled it for the fourth?

But then again, the "fixes" you could apply don't help:  "Hot dog-eating faceoff set for Fourth" isn't much better. Poor overheated canines!